Illegal Gains: 8 Popular Steroid Vacations

Editors Note: This article is for entertainment purposes only we do not condone or recommend the use of Anabolic Steroids.

Sun, sea, sand, sex, and…steroids. While most of the world relaxes on a tropical paradise, a growing number of destinations offer a plethora of astonishingly cheap steroids and a serious community of hardcore trainers.

Oh, and the gear is actually legal.

Think about it. Price up the flights and a month of roids and it might work out cheaper to be training elsewhere. Steroids can be as little as a tenth of the price in the US, and they’re available over the counter. While almost everything is illegal in the States, in a handful of countries, pretty much everything is served up with a smile over a pharmacy counter.

Furthermore, the women can’t wait to rip off your shirt, and the locals can offer fresh perspectives and new dimensions to your training program. And don’t think they don’t have the facilities. The gyms in these countries are as good as you will find anywhere. You still have to put in the hard hours. But that’s an awful lot easier when you’re living in a beach hut and working on the tan.

Need to give your training new impetus? Want to beef up legally for cheap? We take a look at eight popular steroid vacations around the world.

Pattaya, Thailand

Pattaya has quickly become the world's top steroid vacation destination.  Photo: Anthony Johnson

Pattaya has quickly become the world’s top steroid vacation destination.
Photo: Anthony Johnson

Currently the world’s number one steroid destination, you’ll find a thriving gym culture in this sun soaked beach destination. One walk down the main strip is all it takes to know that you’re in the right place. Amateur bodybuilders come from across the world, getting ripped on a cocktail of cheap testosterone cypionate, deca-durabolin, and trenbolone. Even by Asian standards the prices are phenomenally cheap. As an example, a 10-millilitre bottle of testosterone can be found for as little as $20. Make sure you connect with other bodybuilders before you buy, as a growing number of pharmacies are peddling fake drugs and putting up blatant signs like “we sell steroids.”

http://search.randomvacay.com/s/New-York/Pattaya

2. Mumbai, India

Bodybuilders like Murali Vijayakumar are inspiring a budding generation of lifters.

Bodybuilders like Murali Vijayakumar are inspiring a budding generation of lifters.

A huge proportion of the world’s anabolic steroids are manufactured in India. While Mumbai has some of the world’s poorest slums, its upper class communities demand good looks and ripped bodies. Pretty much everything you could want is available here, although it’s best to hit the plush gyms and get a few local tips, as the suppliers are hidden down labyrinthine alleyways. You’ll find that everything costs a fraction of what it does in the States, but don’t expect any female action as the Indians are relatively reserved.

http://search.randomvacay.com/s/New-York/Mumbai

3. Quintana Roo, Mexico

Don't bother smuggling them back over the border. Have a holiday and go through your cycle along the beach.

Don’t bother smuggling them back over the border. Have a holiday and go through your cycle along the beach.

The cheap over the counter anabolic steroids in Mexico are not renowned for their quality or potency. However, a huge number of Mexico purchased products are being smuggled over the border. So if you’re planning on buying some dodgy gear from Mexico, why not just travel there and get them at cost. There isn’t the same scene as in Thailand, but the beach communities of Cancun and Playa del Carmen in Quintana Roo have a couple of serious gyms and a stunning location.

http://search.randomvacay.com/s/New-York/Cancun

4. Bangkok, Thailand

Muay Thai can add a new dimension to your training.

Muay Thai can add a new dimension to your training.

Thailand’s capital probably has its fair share of dispensing pharmacies. Like Pattaya, the juice is cheap and readily available over the counter, although ask for a recommendation as the visibility of bodybuilders is nowhere near the levels of Pattaya. If you’re choosing the city over the beach then get involved with the Muay Thai scene. Every year, thousands of locals migrate to Bangkok and train at the country’s top gyms. Getting involved with Thailand’s national sport and taking up Muay Thai should add some serious flexibility and suppleness to your body, not to mention a very fresh perspective on your training.

http://search.randomvacay.com/s/New-York/Bangkok

5. Colombia’s Coastline

With such a documented cocaine industry it's litter wonder that anabolic steroids haven't attracted legal attention in Colombia.

With such a documented cocaine industry it’s litter wonder that anabolic steroids haven’t attracted legal attention in Colombia.

Brazil is seriously clamping down on getting hold of gear without prescription but the South American alternative comes along Colombia’s coast. As they’re still struggling to control the cocaine trade, Colombia has very lax laws on steroids. Destinations like Cartagena and San Marta offer an immersion in local culture, a stunning collection of beautiful bodies on the beach, and a growing underground community of bodybuilders / wannabe gangsters. Think basic sweat filled rooms that pump out enough testosterone to give any lifter a brief hard on. Most ancillaries are available, along with deca durabolin, durasteston, hemogenin, and deposteron.

http://search.randomvacay.com/s/New-York/Cartagena

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